Satoshiji's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[BUMs: Back to School]

Fuck.

This game is too. FUCKING. FRUSTRATING. People cannot see through walls. On the same note, two dumbasses won't sit around and twiddle their thumbs while one runs. No, they'd all move at once. Of course, this couldn't be so easy, could it? Nope.. have to do them each individually. Even with cheats, this game is too fucking hard. You held up on your end, the programmer did not.

LiLg responds:

Ok, I just got home and thought i would take a look at the reviews and then i noticed there was way more than i could answer. So here i go. Thanks to anyone who liked the game. YOur right about the anime thing :) lol and as for the jumping thing, it's suppose to be hard. Me and the programmer didn't want people just flyin' though the game in a couple of minutes (even tho it is possible cuz i've done it without the cheats on. And as for the taco boss... he's so easy .. i'm not going to give away the secret but he's easy to beat but the final boss is even more easy. So everyone just try harder, thats all i can really ask of ya'll. Most of you have never made a game in your life so can't talk to much trash :) so i'd thank you to stop

[Dart 3D]

Haha..ha..

I'll just give you straight tens, even though Humor isn't exactly fitting.

I've always known you as a great actionscripter, and what you've done here I could consider godlike.

And I know nothing of it.

Denvish responds:

W00T! Another positive review! Thanks a lot for your comments. They warm my heart =)

[VHD's FPS Tutorial]

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Not very great. There are too many FPS tutorials.

VHuntD responds:

from the person that reviewed below you. "good to see a tutorial for a fps around, because there arent too many" I dont know if your right but are there too many good ones? ha

[TheShooting Game Tutorial]

Nice.

Finally, a decent tutorial! I've had problems finding good tutorials. I already knew how to do most of this, but it's nice to teach newbies.. maybe you could teach them another type of game as well? You can make bullets go away by making the bullet holes a movie clip, their animation just be the alpha decreasing to 0, then stopping on the last frame. Not perfect, but it'll work.

jjproductions responds:

Thanks a lot. That's a good idea for the bullet holes I'll do that now.

[Fishy Tutorial!]

Eh.

Taking someone's game and explaining how it was made (half-assed, too) really doesn't qualify as a submission. That's why it doesn't have a good score. And these tutorials (copy and paste script to be gud at flash) aren't really helping anybody.

VENGEANCE-GGG responds:

At least it'l help my friend. And yes, it was half-assed. That's because I was in a hurry. Maybe not in a hurry to get it onto NG, but in a hurry to make it for my buddy.

[6 More Random Tutorials]

Not even gonna bother..

..writing a proper review. Tutorials are beginning to crap up Newgrounds, no offense. People have sites like Flashkit, etc, to learn basic stuff like this. Write a tutorial on stuff that people want to learn.

You-People-Are-Nerds responds:

you are completly right..almost every tutorial that comes onto NG now is alrady in the portal somewhere and most likely somewhere in the tutorials at flashkit aswell

[3D FPS Beta Version 1.2]

Indeed, a quality beta.

An original game, though shooters are outdone. I think this is highly underrated, at least 3 worthy. Compared to a few of the things I made. I hope you actually finish this, instead of forgetting about it like everyone else does.

Mephy responds:

too bad, i already have forgotten. But maybe you could do it... or do a multiauthor.

[HUGE Flash Tutorial]

Hey..

That helped, but I really want to see some flash from you, other than tutorials. Maybe a game? Relating to the movie itself, I will say that it was very helpful, specifically to newbies who don't know what the hell they are doing. Very nice job.

bumcheekcity responds:

No, I can't actually make anything impressive or draw anything Good in Flash, the best I do is make Tutorials. They're helpful, and I learn things from them too, but Thanks for the Review.