Satoshiji's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[XiaoXiao:A New Beginning]

Woo!!!

That was smooth like Xiao! Why is it rated so low? The bullet time was awe-snap! I LOVE IT!

[Wacky Paintballing]

Paintball r fun!

Hahaha that was so cool, good song. Do some music vids with funny songs like that. I got on my p2p program and dled this song, it's a classic. Great movie. And do more balls humor! (As in, getting shot in the balls.)

[Metal Gear Stick Ep.5]

Metal Gear Solid- Sticks. My 2 favorite things.

Voices were cool, especially liked the robot ninja. However, they were compressed poorly so that made the filesize too large. Wierd how you color boxes and not floor, wall, etc. I liked the movie and the other ones too. This is best out of the first 5.

[uncle fucka]

YAY

I just fucking watched the South Park dvd and I love that song. I hate clocks. If you had drawn Terrance and Phillip and did the animation with a background, it would've been great. That's all that could be improved. Suck my balls.

[mario trilogy 1]

Hahahaha

good use of sprite and funny story though a little strange. Make more and spend some time on them, with a good battle in it.

[The Shinobi 1]

Coo..

Wasn't expecting it to be sticks, but nonetheless, smooth animation and background interactivity. You draw your sticks a little differently, but hey, originality is good, right?

solidblur responds:

Yes, indeed, originality is very good. Drawing the sticks a bit differently is the least I can do to avoid being marked as a xiaoxiao clone. In my upcoming movie I'm doing my best effort to not look much like xiaoxiao at all, but to still have stickfights in an 2d-enviroment as well as different camera-angles.

Thank you for your review, always nice to read reviews like those :) Reviews like this give me more energy to work on Shinobi 2. Funny that.

[short skate flic]

Leetness

Very smooth boarding, color the background maybe, and add some major tricks.. like have an extra scene where he launches off a halfpipe and does some stunts. Then have a bonus bailing scene with lotsa blood! Other then that, great skate movie.
Ill vote 5 to keep the score up on it.

[Adventures in Skating]

WEEEE

It R Fun to jump off of buildings! WEEEEE!!

Seriously, this was well presented but poorly animated. The lack of plot didn't really help either. But it was funny. Especially the "Guy rip on sign" finale.

[Bruceterpiece Theatre]

Woohoo!

FUNNY!!!!
Well, pretty funny. Makes me have a whole new perspective on flash animation.. and panda bears.

Make another one where Fatty beats the hell outta bruce. That'd be 1337.
I'm voting 5.

[arfenhouse teh movie too]

HAHAHA

Fuckin' clorox nuke was funny as hell. I LOVE Starcraft, and you parodized it well. The Oprah swarm killing the Pizza hut with the little elmos were funny too. Oh yeah, and Misteroo teh kitty pwnz them all!!!!111ONEONEONE
Great grea great...