Satoshiji's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["Tonight, Tonight" collab]

Eh..

Damn, this clock crew stuff is getting OLD. It's such a lazy style of animation, I consider it worse than stick figures.. the whole "Clock Crew" legacy itself should be banned from Newgrounds, simply because they are crapping up the portal. TurdClock had a decent submission, but the fact that he had clocks in it lowered the score below 4. It's simply because you have to put a damn clock on their face that is your downfall. I liked the "Fox Clock", however you'd say it, because there was never actually a clock on his face, so to speak. Beyond that, nothing special, just another clock movie.

(/) U

P.S. The music heavily helped your score, you get a 3 just for using it.

UglyBastard responds:

Sorry you feel that way, sir. :(

[The Truth About NG]

XD!!

Man, I SWEAR.. I thought this movie was gonna stop, show a scareh picture, and go "RAAAAAAAAAA" .. thank GOD. The music was so creepy.. I would have probably pissed my pants. I'm home alone, the electricity isn't working.. I'm holding a flashlight over my laptop to see.. and man.. this was freaky. It makes me wonder.. x3 I wonder if that whole IPBanned thing is true.

(/) U

CountPoopoo responds:

Yes, its all true.
<3

[Furry Porn Movie]

Not bad.

Considering the small filesize, a nice short with slick graphics. The animation could have been done a little better, but then again, very few of us can make "Bitey of Brackenwood" animation. Also, the sound quality did suffer a bit. (Probably the high compression rate, I dunno.) Still, occupied me for a good 15 seconds, so you've earned a 3.

vegetahclock-krillin responds:

Thanks a lot for the vote and review :-)

[High Caliber]

Great

I LOVED it, too fucking bad it's not your work.. I wish I could have blown the whistle on this before it was passed. Instant 0, I hope some people read this and help.. the actual movie is by "GRIM" and you can view it on www.sfdt.com.

Grim-inc responds:

hmmmmmm
geuss what im GRIM!!!!!
fckin dumas

you gotta know the facts b4 you judge sumthing!!!

[Solidstick fight]

If I may..

Would it be alright if I reminded the crowd that 90% of this movie and the ideas are stolen from a very similar cartoon that was made along time ago? Noting that that is his intellectual property, you could be sued..

GAMECUBICLE responds:

Wtf? People use moves they see in other movies all the time... Why can't i do that.
Freek.....

[Texas vs Rice]

Lowering the score even more..

I'm not only voting 0 in the reviews, but on the submission! [P.S. Texas is the biggest hillbilly state EVER. Especially the "Howdy ya'll!!! Howdy ya'll!!" ... and cousin love. Can't forget texas cousin love.] [And don't even try to stereotype oklahoma. Indians are cool, and we aren't hillbillys. Most of us aren't even indian] [I dont read review responses, so dont even try.]

Xcalibur54 responds:

Whether or not you read review responses or whether you can even read in general is beside the point. You obviously have no conception of popular stereotypes. Cousin love and hillbilly-ness is strictly an Arkansas thing, followed closely by Oklahoma. If anything, Texas is known for cowboys and oil. Try learning history and culture before you attempt to compose a written composition.

[Texas vs Arkansas]

Remember..

I'm not only voting 0 in the reviews, but on the submission! [P.S. Texas is the biggest hillbilly state EVER. Especially the "Howdy ya'll!!! Howdy ya'll!!" ... and cousin love. Can't forget texas cousin love.] [And don't even try to stereotype oklahoma. Indians are cool, and we aren't hillbillys. Most of us aren't even indian] [I dont read review responses, so dont even try.]

Xcalibur54 responds:

Whether or not you read review responses or whether you can even read in general is beside the point. You obviously have no conception of popular stereotypes. Cousin love and hillbilly-ness is strictly an Arkansas thing, followed closely by Oklahoma. If anything, Texas is known for cowboys and oil. Try learning history and culture before you attempt to compose a written composition.

[Texas vs Baylor]

Screw this

Quit thinking texas is badass. They suck. They might beat baylor.. but I'm going to vote 0 on your submissions every day. I have extremely high voting power, so be afraid. Be very afraid.

Xcalibur54 responds:

Wow, you're cool. I mean, really. I'm not being sarcastic at all. Nope, not one bit.

Your high voting power and threats of blamming have got me really worried. Your l33t s1llz are just too much to contend with. Why don't you try acquiring a life outside of newgrounds? Thanks.

[The Shinobi 1]

Coo..

Wasn't expecting it to be sticks, but nonetheless, smooth animation and background interactivity. You draw your sticks a little differently, but hey, originality is good, right?

solidblur responds:

Yes, indeed, originality is very good. Drawing the sticks a bit differently is the least I can do to avoid being marked as a xiaoxiao clone. In my upcoming movie I'm doing my best effort to not look much like xiaoxiao at all, but to still have stickfights in an 2d-enviroment as well as different camera-angles.

Thank you for your review, always nice to read reviews like those :) Reviews like this give me more energy to work on Shinobi 2. Funny that.

[Invisibattle]

Nice

You have extreme potential as an animator. I'm not going to load this review with alot of BS like "SUCKED!! QUIT ANIMATING!! GOD!" ... It's alot more helpful to give constructive criticizm, as the master reviewer of Newgrounds. Now, here is some of the key points of your animation:

-Blood. It was quite realistic, somewhat -too- realistic. Combined with your somewhat "fictional" style of animating, it just doesn't fit.

-Acceleration/Deceleration. Such as bieng tossed into the air and falling back... it was very realistic.. which actually fits a little with your FBS animation.

Now, some of the things to improve on.

-Blood. Make it dangle in the air and fall slowly, a little less realistic.. maybe a lighter shade of red.. and make it fly out farther before dissapearing, maybe let it dissapate slowly.

-Actually being able to see "Invisiman".
The fact that you couldn't even see the animation of the invisible person downgraded my rating to a "3". You might have been able to make his animation a movie clip and set the "Alpha" of it to 30-40..

.... I hope this review helped you somewhat, thanks for reading my opinion. Show your thanks by responding. =þ...

Jared_Thacker (Watch my suckass stick cartoons!... YAY!)

DaKiller responds:

Thanks man, these kind of reviews really help!