Satoshiji's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Yoshi's Skate Demo]

The..

This was the shit sir, you are a true flash wizard. Work on it. You can have an 11 then. EuroTrance owns!

[5/5]

[Stizick Fight]

Nice.

Some of it was smooth, nice Xiao sounds, I guess. You should keep it up but make better replay buttons, not some thick assed text with no change between Normal, Over, and Hit. Although it's good, suck assed ending, needs more colors [BUT NOT RAINBOW.] so we can tell the difference. And maybe some plot, not a random fight.

[Retarded Animal Babies 4]

TV Guide

While i am waiting for RAB 5 to load, I might as well give you guys the TV Guide.
000-- The ring. [Speakers must be loud.]
001-- The Flesh Channel
002-- Ass-Masters
003-- Verizon Wireless Parody
[3-9 assorted goodies]
10-- The Family Guy Skit
12, 13, or 14-- RAB4 Main episode -- Stupor Heros
50-- Tho Drew Carey Show Parody
100-- The Centegenarian Weekly
111-- The binary channel
500-- The seizure channel
666-- The Saton Channel
999-- The Saton Channel [Reversed]

[Retarded Animal Babies 5]

HAHA Ok

The funniest parts were the "I'll roll the dice then make up some shit!" And the "Donkey: Meep Meep-- meepmeepmeep!" [Drives off on his ass leaving a shit trail.] Excellent humor!

[Texas vs Rice]

Lowering the score even more..

I'm not only voting 0 in the reviews, but on the submission! [P.S. Texas is the biggest hillbilly state EVER. Especially the "Howdy ya'll!!! Howdy ya'll!!" ... and cousin love. Can't forget texas cousin love.] [And don't even try to stereotype oklahoma. Indians are cool, and we aren't hillbillys. Most of us aren't even indian] [I dont read review responses, so dont even try.]

Xcalibur54 responds:

Whether or not you read review responses or whether you can even read in general is beside the point. You obviously have no conception of popular stereotypes. Cousin love and hillbilly-ness is strictly an Arkansas thing, followed closely by Oklahoma. If anything, Texas is known for cowboys and oil. Try learning history and culture before you attempt to compose a written composition.

[Texas vs Arkansas]

Remember..

I'm not only voting 0 in the reviews, but on the submission! [P.S. Texas is the biggest hillbilly state EVER. Especially the "Howdy ya'll!!! Howdy ya'll!!" ... and cousin love. Can't forget texas cousin love.] [And don't even try to stereotype oklahoma. Indians are cool, and we aren't hillbillys. Most of us aren't even indian] [I dont read review responses, so dont even try.]

Xcalibur54 responds:

Whether or not you read review responses or whether you can even read in general is beside the point. You obviously have no conception of popular stereotypes. Cousin love and hillbilly-ness is strictly an Arkansas thing, followed closely by Oklahoma. If anything, Texas is known for cowboys and oil. Try learning history and culture before you attempt to compose a written composition.

[Texas vs Baylor]

Screw this

Quit thinking texas is badass. They suck. They might beat baylor.. but I'm going to vote 0 on your submissions every day. I have extremely high voting power, so be afraid. Be very afraid.

Xcalibur54 responds:

Wow, you're cool. I mean, really. I'm not being sarcastic at all. Nope, not one bit.

Your high voting power and threats of blamming have got me really worried. Your l33t s1llz are just too much to contend with. Why don't you try acquiring a life outside of newgrounds? Thanks.

[Jim Parker]

WEE AND A HALF!!!

I saw this on SS also, kick ass as all hell. Apocalypta does wonders for it. I liked the voices too. The photoshop was genius, and so was the 3d. DONT YOU DARE TELL ME YOU ARENT FINISHING IT.

[Battle for the Portal Pt2]

WEE

Man.. if this was smoother running on my comp.. i bet it'd be awesome. I had to dl and make the window smaller to stop the lag. You'd think if you'd animate that clay.. you'd animate a stick figure properly.. special fx great.

[Sticklesson 2]

Maan

I remember this back when it was on good ol' SFDT. What a series it would have been if you had continued. I always have admired your blood effects/explosions [etc special effects]... but I just liked the humor of this one. An oldie, but a goodie. [Your website has expired].. and I want to do a collab with you.. but it'd never happen. =\