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Animator vs Animation III Animator vs Animation III

Rated 5 / 5 stars

One question

He clearly has both IE and Firefox. So why the FUCK is he not browsing in Firefox in the first place?

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The SC2 Reporter: Zerg The SC2 Reporter: Zerg

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

"it's a spire, shut up"

Always wanted to do a StarCraft flash, but I knew it'd be a lot of work making things recognizable. XD SUCH WITTY COMMENTARY ON THE CRAPPY NEW ZERG

Pawnshop Prick Pawnshop Prick

Rated 5 / 5 stars


fucking LOL. by the way, it sounds like our author was chatting on MSN messenger when he recorded the fart sound. lol.

How Many Times Mr. Bush? How Many Times Mr. Bush?

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lasting effects (Part 2)

Agreed with VanCamp. I remember this sometimes when I'm "takin' that mornin' piss", haven't seen this in at least 5 or 6 years. I think this could be re-syndicated into an obnoxious commercial jingle with great success.

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We Require More Minerals We Require More Minerals

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


jigelfrap is stupid, lol. Blizzard was never once sued for "stealing" ideas, because they didn't. Starcraft is a balanced piece of 90s perfection and Warhammer would be extremely honored to have those comparisons drawn because warhammer sux the bux.

also, ok flash.

Daddy Dearest Daddy Dearest

Rated 2 / 5 stars


yes this is awful. but holy shit. LOL. just the absurdness.. how clearly you created this badly intentionally, its so great. made me lol for like ten straight minutes, just as good the second time through.

thanks for the cheap laughs.

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Texas vs New Mexico State Texas vs New Mexico State

Rated 0 / 5 stars

simply 'bad'.

i understand what you're doing here. its a cool idea, really. put "i know how to use flash and animate, barely" and "football fanboy" together, and this is what you get.

i'll admit, it's got the "so bad it's funny" thing going on for it -- the random poorly made gore scene had me loling.

i dont have anything against texas, or you. it's always good that someone is doing flash, however newgrounds is a site that attempts to filter out substandard material, and im sorry to say this is indeed substandard.

also iscrulz is the only real retard here. let us pray he overcomes his mental disability.

LoL: Oh Yes And Spiders LoL: Oh Yes And Spiders

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LoL is right.

as before, struck that magic balance of plot and humor. had me laughing out loud (hence the review title) at times, had me engaged in the story at times. nice thing, really.

the pixelwork and animation on this one is really impressive! feels like a big improvement, of course due to the help you've received from talented people, but i feel also because of your own experience from previous animation.

a lot of people seem to mind the length, but why? a -lot- better than those sixty second flash cartoons that make you say, "..uh, is that it? wtf." in all, just helps make it feel like what i was watching was worth my time to load the page. overall, the quality was great.

and yes, i gave it THE SIX. logged in on an alternate NG account&internet connection to do so. no need to thank me. i know im great.

in all seriousness though, i sent you a PM regarding a thing or two. if i can be taken seriously, would appreciate you giving it a read and replying if you aren't too busy replying to your mountain of reviews.

its been a fun hour or so watching & reviewing these, so thanks again!

Emptygoddess responds:

I take no one seriously, it's why I'm still alive.

The Legend of Link Part 4 The Legend of Link Part 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

And the last.

Satisfying conclusion now. The intro (part 1) really gave me the impression this was going to be entirely centered on humor, however the series' depth gradually became more clear, as it should have. the result (as I've already said, lol) is an awesome balance between plot and humor.

sprite work is great in this one. nice tie-in to the next episode near the end -- "oh god yes, and spiders."

Emptygoddess responds:

I like to imagine the internet as a big series of sewer tubes. Like in Mario.

The Legend of Link Part 3 The Legend of Link Part 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Part 3

Not sure what to say here that hasn't been covered yet.. this episode starts off with a little more humor than the last one.. pretty funny, lol'd at Link's comments to the guard at the start. so great.

more plot progression here, the relation between Link and Zelda becoming more clear. holy crap, DEPTH! something so rarely seen.

god, sprite animation can be sexy.

Emptygoddess responds:

You could say 'BRAIN THE TRAITOR!' no one has said that yet.